Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
vagina is talking i cant
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I'm always down for nudity.
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