Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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