Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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