they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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