The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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