Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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