just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Randomize