Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
