pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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