But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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