I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Randomize