This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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