I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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