I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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