i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
where am i from again
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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