I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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