Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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