I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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