Can Purell be used as lube?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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