That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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