Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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