I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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