I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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