What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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