my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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