Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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