Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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