dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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