He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
wow bdsm is so cute
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