Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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