Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
