You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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