i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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