I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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