You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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