Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i already hear my dad disowning me
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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