I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
