I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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