My hair reeks of homosexuality.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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