kristin has been a bad kristin
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
