I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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