Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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