i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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