Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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