So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize