Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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