i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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