When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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