He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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