Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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