so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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