he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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