i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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