Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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