have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm bleeding and have questions
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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