My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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