we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm always down for nudity.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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